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Why Have Me and Flo Been on the Couch for the Past Week?

Where Have I Been All Weak?

Florentina has been camped out on my couch back in the Philippines. I've been camped out on my couch here at the ranch.
Filipinas Walk with the Children, Grandma Cleans, and the Vegetable Garden is Almost Ready to Plant.

Filipinas Walk with the Children, Grandma Cleans, and the Vegetable Garden is Almost Ready...

Here's a quick look at what's going on at the crib while I'm away on business.
American Gets Shot in Cebu City? Don't Cancel Your Philippines Vacation Because of a Bar Fight.

American Gets Shot in Cebu City? Don’t Cancel Your Philippines Vacation Because of a...

An American was shot twice outside a bar in Cebu City by a local Filipino rapper. Is it safe to visit the Philippines? Of course it is.
Filipina Wife's Sister Suffers From Spontaneous Twerking Syndrome While Cooking Pork Lumpia!

Filipina Wife’s Sister Suffers From Spontaneous Twerking Syndrome While Cooking Pork Lumpia!

For some reason, as if she's possessed by spirits, the girl kept trying to twerk while stirring the ground pork!
Foreigner ALMOST LOSES $86,000 in the Philippines Trying to Buy a Condo? RETIREMENT SURVIVAL SKILLS

Foreigner ALMOST LOSES $86,000 in the Philippines Trying to Buy a Condo? RETIREMENT SURVIVAL...

Want to move to your online chat mate's (digital fiancé) developing nation and live happily ever after? There's one word of advice...
A Day Of Peace and Tranquility

A Day Of Peace and Tranquility in Thailand

I spent my day enjoying the peace and tranquility of Wat Yansangwararam. It's a short motorbike ride about 24 km south of Pattaya, Thailand.
Old Dude Has Contract Dispute With Chinese Massage Girl (True Story)

Old Dude Has Contract Dispute With Chinese Massage Girl (True Story)

It's story time. I'm going to tell you about a friend of ours who had a contract dispute with a massage girl at the Chinese Wellness Center.
Mean Comments Are Getting Weak. Donkeys Too Scared to Hee Haw?

Mean Comments Are Getting Weak! Donkeys Too Scared to Hee Haw?

I hate to even call this an episode of The Handsome Donkey Awards because the comments are getting soft.
WHY Is Grandma Chopping Up Cow Poop In My Driveway?

Village Filipinas TAKE OVER Foreign Guy’s House!

The minute I left on my business trip, village Filipinas TOOK OVER the castle! I got grandma chopping poop in the driveway, kids eating...