Here’s a look around my room at the Nana Hotel in Bangkok. I recommend this place.
Me and my buddy planned out a nice, romantic, quiet evening at the beach for our ladies. Just the five of us.
The folks down at the U.S. consulate in Cebu City get an A-Plus rating from this expat and world traveler.
If you come to Southeast Asia, be VERY CAREFUL about who you rent a jet ski from.
Me and the ladies took a trip to my buddy’s pig farm in the northern part of Luzon. Here’s a look at our barbecue adventure.
If you try to get a document notarized at a U.S. embassy, they will charge you fifty bucks per page. Absolute robbery.
The KING, Crazy Mike, and the ladies are taking a little boat trip out to a small island for some sunset photos.
Me and the ladies took a trip up to the northern part of Luzon, here in the Philippines. It was a beautiful bus ride through the mountains.
I stumbled into my new favorite beer drinking hangout in Angeles City, Philippines. It’s called CPI Call Shop and Business Center. It’s next to Hotel Euroasia.
Here’s a quick tour of my room here at Score Birds Hotel. It’s the economy room which I booked on Agoda for $31 USD per night.
The first extension is for an additional 29 days and costs 3,030 PHP which is roughly $60 USD.
I took my ladies down to the local market here in Angeles City, Philippines, for some shopping and sight seeing.
I’d like for somebody to explain to me what the hell this #MeToo shit is all about. Somebody told me you can’t talk to bitches in the U.S. anymore.
I’ll explain the purpose of the napkin wrapped around your San Miguel Pale Pilsen.
A quick discussion on why a man can’t watch a bikini contest and smoke a cigar like the devil in the peace and quiet of his own living room.
I need to have a heart to heart talk with you about compassion.
Folks, I know the live stream video quality at the Bikini Contest last Saturday was not good. Give me a few minutes to explain what went wrong with the technical side of the live broadcast.
Thanks to my subscribers, Patrons, Trolls, Parrotts, and Haters, I have moved on up to a DELUXE apartment in the sky!
Let me show you around one of my favorite little hotels in Angeles City. I’ll explain the importance of keeping the buckets in the CR filled.
All the Haters, Trolls, Parrotts, Psychics, Angry Feminists, & Spineless Males from America are 100% convinced that I beat my wife.
I’ll discuss my secret agent Timex watch and the conspiracy theories circulating around the Internet.
This hotel is new, clean, modern, and has FAST WiFi. I booked a room on Agoda for $9 USD per night and had a great stay. The deal came with two free breakfasts!
This department store in Cebu City burned down several months ago. Here’s a look at demolition techniques in the Philippines.
Let me show you one of the BEST places to eat in Cebu City, Philippines. It’s located on the top floor of Ayala Mall. Great food & Cold Beer.
This comment had me laughing for an hour. Apparently, some of you think that my beach condo is a “shit pit”.
It’s hard to run a YouTube channel off the Internet from your cell phone. It took me three days to upload one video.
The dish I made for the picnic at the beach looked delicious, but the pork fat ruined it for me.
I made some pork and we had a nice picnic on the beach while the sun set. It’s only a two-minute walk from our condo.
Had to ride in my limo down to Bogo City to hit the ATM machine. Take a ride with me through the countryside, here in the Philippines.
My Filipina wife wanted to go to Barangay night because there was a rumor about free food. I got hooked on a card game and almost lost my ass.
Watch my Filipina wife demonstrate how to clean and prepare a fish with five slices of the blade. She fried this fish up in no time.
Drink a beer with me while I discuss my all-natural cigar, once again.
Here’s a look at the barber shop I go to. A haircut and shave is 60 Pesos which is about $1.11 USD. I fell asleep in the damn barber’s chair.
Just a quick good morning to all of my subscribers.
I made some pork stir fry for my Filipina and her family tonight.
You CAN live cheap in the Philippines. YOU may not be able to live this cheap in the Philippines. Here’s why.
I’ll show you where to get some cold beer over at the Kawit Public Market, in Cebu Province, The Philippines. Go see my friend Alan.
I sincerely thought I had made the best chicken stir fry for my wife and crew. I rated it an excellent but the Filipinas complained it was too sweet and not enough salt.
This gentleman has a great voice. He treated us to a couple of songs while I was drinking a Pale Pilsen Grande at my friend Alan’s shop.
Went to the ice factory, but ice was UNAVAILABLE. Told my Filipina wife to buy pork for the stir fry, She bought chicken on the bone instead!
I bought two fresh tobacco leaves at the market. You roll this up in leaves from a tree and you have an all-natural cigar.
My wife tried to dump our trash in the jungle. I had a better idea. I dumped it off on corporate America, instead.
Thought I would share my morning with you. It’s a beautiful start to the day here in the Philippines.
I have no idea what the hell I’m talking about. I just wanted my damn power strip to work. Don’t try this shit at home.
I had to lay down some directives to get rid of the Facebook Zombies, Texting Zombies, and the Zombies who only want to sleep all day.
I can live without air-conditioning, hot water for the shower, a TV, and lights at my beach condo. I do not WANT to live without cold beer! The electricity has been out all day.
Let me show you around my new condo here in the Philippines. The rent is 1,500 Pesos per month, which is about $28 U.S. dollars. It’s a five-minute walk to the beach!
My friends, grab a cold beer and have a quick drink with me. I stopped in this little bar and had a couple because it started raining.
Had to go get a manicure and pedicure over at one of my favorite little salons. If you want some good service, go see my friends.
If you’re lonely and find yourself begging for attention by leaving negative and nasty comments on social media, you may be a troll.