I’m hanging out with Eric and Mercy at Papi’s Bar and Chill here in Angeles City. We’re eating ribeye steaks and talking about playing pickleball for weight loss. We’re brainstorming a plan to invite 50 Filipinas for a free breakfast at Papi’s. The icing on the cake is that we’re going to tell you about a viewer who’s giving away a free sailboat (some shipping and handling charges apply).
SERIOUS inquiries on the sailboat only, please. Here’s how I will put you in touch with the owner of the sailboat: Click here on my PayPal and send me $5 U.S. dollars. I’ll reply with Stephen’s contact information. Oh I know I’m terrible for trying to profit off of a free offer. I’m worse than a used car salesman. Folks, this is how I will weed out 5,000 time-wasting emails, people who just want to chat, and the scammers. Plus, it takes time to forward emails. So consider that $5 USD a service and handling charge. Or, if you’re a really cheap player and want to avoid this $5 service charge, just go to Papi’s and order anything on the menu. Maybe you fly business class and need every peso for the trip to survey the boat in Malaysia. If that’s the case then I truly understand your struggle. I fly business class, too. You can get 3 pieces of cornbread and a service water at Papi’s for 90 Pesos which is about $1.60 USD. That will save you $3.40 USD. Just ask for The Keys to the Sailboat on the side. They’ll give you a super-secret treasure map in the form of an email address.
LEGAL CHEESE: Folks, we make NO guarantee on the validity or details of the free sailboat offer. As you will clearly learn in the video, this boils down to a story I heard in a bar. I was in a bar minding my own business when this pirate asked me if I wanted a free sailboat. All of this is presented for entertainment purposes only. However, if anyone does go check out the boat, please send us some video of you at the helm wearing a Captain’s hat and an OD green speedo. That was the uniform of the day while aboard my old boat in Miami named The 1 Muff Diver.