It ain’t no secret that Big Pumpkin wants a new washing machine. The problem is I love to watch her wash clothes by hand. Plus, a washing machine will run up my electric bill. Our bill already went up from $21 USD to $39 per month! I’m trying to cut down our carbon footprint and save the planet here. So, I had an important decision to make. It was either buy a Whirlpool or a Yamaha; Clean clothes vs. transportation. While pondering this moral dilemma the movie Wild Hogs started playing in my head. Then, I heard the old knight on Indiana Jones speaking to me as I reached for the Holy Grail. Things became clear and I chose wisely. On tonight’s show, I’ll give you a tour of our new chopper. After years of being criticized, yak yak’d, called every name in the book, and shamed for not having transportation, we how have wheels! Ya’ll can rest easy now. In case of a tsunami, earthquake, volcanic eruption, or Chinese invasion, we’ve got an efficient bug-out vehicle. What does Big Pumpkin think about the situation since there will obviously be a significant delay on her washing machine?
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