Buying Fresh Tobacco at the Market in the Philippines

I bought two fresh tobacco leaves at the market. You roll this up in leaves from a tree and you have an all-natural cigar.

Taking Out the Trash in the Philippines

My wife tried to dump our trash in the jungle. I had a better idea. I dumped it off on corporate America, instead.

Good Morning from the Philippines

Thought I would share my morning with you. It's a beautiful start to the day here in the Philippines.

Doing Electrical Work in the Philippines While Drunk on Rum

I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about. I just wanted my damn power strip to work. Don't try this shit at home.

NO Facebook! NO Texting! NO Sleeping! – Had to Get Rid of the Zombies

I had to lay down some directives to get rid of the Facebook Zombies, Texting Zombies, and the Zombies who only want to sleep all day.

Electrical Brownout in the Philippines – No Cold Beer!

I can live without air-conditioning, hot water for the shower, a TV, and lights at my beach condo. I do not WANT to live without cold beer! The electricity has been out all day.
$28 USD Per Month Condo in the Philippines - Near the Beach!

$28 USD Per Month Condo in the Philippines – Near the Beach!

Let me show you around my new condo here in the Philippines. The rent is 1,500 Pesos per month, which is about $28 U.S. dollars. It's a five-minute walk to the beach!
Most Beautiful Barbecue Chef - Philippines

Most Beautiful Barbecue Chef in the World

This Filipina is a Super Model Barbecue Chef! Wow. The barbecue is excellent, too.
The Best & Worst Version of Despacito - Angeles City, Philippines - 10 Beautiful Ladies Dancing

The Best & Worst Version of Despacito – Angeles City, Philippines – 10 Beautiful...

After two frozen Margaritas at Tequila Reef, I stumbled into the Party One Bar across the way. We were trying to get down to Despacito, but a broken speaker wire kept ruining the dance skills.
Death Trap Chinese Electric BBQ Almost Killed Me - Overstay Road Grill - Episode 6

Death Trap Chinese Electric BBQ Almost Killed Me – Overstay Road Grill – Episode...

I bought an electric BBQ grill in the Philippines for twenty bucks. The damn thing had an electrical short. I almost died trying to cook a pork chop.