Join me and Filipina Wife #1 for a walk through Barrio Barretto on a hot, sunny day.
When we return to the Uptown Bungalow, we find Wife #2 in an exceptionally GREAT mood with rare form! Janice is currently under investigation for the offense of UNAUTHORIZED Sippin’ on the King’s bottle of Very Old Captain Rum!
She strongly denies the charges and insists she was just happy to see the King.
Bailiff, please seat the jury…