I spoil Fatima way too much. On the way back from handling some business, I offered to buy her a huge fish over at the market. She selected a fish and rolled out to take the kids for a restroom break. I was left in charge of the fish acquisition process. The vendor asked me if I wanted it sliced. I had a difficult decision to make. Should I have her slice the fish or keep it intact? Left or right? I made the command decision for her to slice up the fish. It came out to be 6 filets. When Fatima found out the fish had been sliced up, she wasn’t too happy with Old Single Dad. No good deed goes unpunished, my friends. Next time I will buy a damn tuna (which I like to eat).
