Fatima hasn’t been to the village in 3 years.
Since her last visit, she’s lost many of her village survival skills. These include opening a coconut without spilling the juice, proper use of a machete, ability to sleep without air-conditioning, ability to walk long distances without complaining, and the ability to walk in the rain without complaining.
She’s gotten soft since she’s been living with the rich foreign guy.
It’s time for Fatima to deploy to the village to hone her skills, visit her family, and get back to a high level of proficiency at opening a coconut. Therefore, a WARNO has been issued for the upcoming deployment.
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