Filipina Wife’s Sister Suffers From Spontaneous Twerking Syndrome While Cooking Pork Lumpia!

My wife’s sister Florentina (AKA My Little Mermaid, AKA The Breakfast Girl) cooked supper for my crew the other night. For some reason, as if she’s possessed by spirits, the girl kept trying to twerk while stirring the ground pork! Whatever caused this acute condition must be contagious because Kalamansi busted out a few dance moves herself.