My Filipina wife loves to go shopping at the flea market on Fridays and buy cheap, polyester shirts. Her closet is overflowing with fashion violations. I’m not down with that anymore. I told Fatima I’d buy her a big fish for the grill and get Maria some toy makeup. After an hour of fighting the crowds, I’d had enough. Fatima got pissed because she was still hunting for a pair of $1 USD sandals. No good deed ever goes unpunished, my friends.