Fatima forgot my birthday this year. She doesn’t even know how old I am. Today is her birthday. The second Fatima woke up, she started singing happy birthday to herself. She made 110% sure that everyone knows what day it is. Then, she called the village. All I heard was a rooster and then people singing happy birthday to her. On tonight’s show, I’m taking Fatima and the kids to Papi’s Bar and Chill for supper. The important aspect to tonight’s show is that the waitresses at Papi’s are now wearing Daisy Dukes for their uniform!
