The Chinese Communist Party has declared Scarborough Shoal a National Nature Reserve. WTF? Scarborough Shoal is in Philippine waters. It’s less than 150 miles from The Philippines while China is 550 miles away. What’s next? Will the CCP declare Mississippi a nature reserve and outlaw deer hunting? The CCP says Filipino fishing boats may do environmental damage to their nature reserve. https://www.inquirer.net/457746/2-in-radio-challenge-china-claims-ph-fishers-may-ruin-their-scarborough-nature-reserve/ In response to China’s latest expansionism step towards world domination, I’ve declared Beijing a seafood-free nature reserve. The Kingdom of Marcos has banned all seafood consumption in this area in order to save our oceans. Violators can voluntarily send $100 USD per grilled shrimp consumed to help fund awareness campaigns about the CCP’s environmental atrocities.