Philippines Village Cooking Show and Birthday Party!

Join us while we celebrate a birthday. Fatima’s nephew is turning ten years old. We’ll start out at the market and buy a BIG CHUNK of pig. In the village we’ll cook pancit and barbecue tasty chickens.

DISCLAIMER/REALITY WARNING: The pork processing in this video may be unsettling for some viewers in the West who are detached and shielded from reality. Oh yeah, we slaughter two chickens as well. Want to see where chicken nuggets come from? Anyway, YouTube says this show is just too shocking for most advertisers (who probably LOVE hitting the drive-thru at Chick-fil-A). It’s too far to the left on the timeline of reality. You’ve got to film far enough on down the line in order to conceal the true origin of meat to be safe for Western audiences. Anyway, enough of the rambling about how weak Western society has become. We’re going to cook some FOOD in this video. There, you’ve been served the legal cheese. Watch at your own risk.