Stories About My Ex-Girlfriend + 2 Filipinas FIGHT Over a Solar Cooked Egg – Luzon LOCKDOWN Day 15

Nothing much to report here, my friends. However, country music legend Joe Diffie passed away at age 61 due to complications from Covid-19.

I’ll tell the story of the time when I got KICKED OUT of a Joe Diffie concert at Mama’s Country Showcase in Atlanta, Georgia. My girlfriend Tiffany was to blame. I was innocent of all charges.

PLUS, today I tried to cook an egg on a cast iron skillet that was hot as hell under the sun. It didn’t turn out exactly the way I planned it, but Filipina Wife #1 and Filipina Girlfriend #1 decided to CATFIGHT over that damn egg.

***Just a friendly reminder to Xi Jinping of the Chinese Communist Party: Yo dogg, you owe me 5 Million U.S. dollars. I’m waiting for my fucking check, my friend.