WE "LOST" ALL OF OUR SHOES while Moving REDNECK STYLE with a Tricycle. FILIPINA WIFE #1 is PISSED!
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WE “LOST” ALL OF OUR SHOES while Moving REDNECK STYLE with a Tricycle. FILIPINA WIFE #1 is PISSED!

We left the Alamo and moved to a different crib to get a fresh start on the upcoming New Year. Me and my buddy Jason moved everything in an old junk tricycle. We had gear strapped to the top, sides, and anywhere it would ride, redneck style. It reminded me of when we would #move back in the States.

We were poor so you either moved in a pickup truck or maybe you borrowed a horse trailer. Nobody had any money to rent a U-haul. Something always got broke or fell off the truck during the transport phase of the operation.

Anyway, during the move a few days ago, a huge SM shopping bag full of our shoes came up missing. It either fell off the trike (probable) or some dastardly villain swiped it (possible) while the trike was parked on the street as we were unloading.

Sometimes, shit happens and I have no one to blame but myself.

Regardless, if you see a kuya around Barrio Barretto trying to sell a pair of Merrell Moab 2’s, gray in color, size 8.5, go ahead and offer him 500 pesos for those treads. I’ll pay you back.

Filipina Wife #1 lost ALL of her shoe collection and is more PISSED than Imelda Marcos would be! She’s roaming the streets staring at feet. If she spots any of her shoes shuffling and scraping pavement, she’s gonna THROW DOWN! Filipinas in the AO, you’ve been warned.

We also lost our rubber boots which are much-needed items during the rainy season.

Join us during this video for a visual of how this mystery went down. #FreeMyShoes #NoShoesNoJustice #ImeldaMarcos

This video is Rated PG-13 and is about 26 minutes long.

*Special hidden thanks goes out to whoever got that big ass bag of Fatima’s shoes. You did me a service, my friend. Now, Filipina Wife #1 can’t pack 12 pairs of shoes whenever we travel somewhere. She always clogs up the suitcase with them shoes. She’s also more pissed at you now than she is at me for spending her piggy bank money at the bar with my lady friends.

But, if you don’t mind, drop them Merrell’s and my rubber boots off at the nearest bar in Barrio Barretto. I’ll catch up with them at some point, I’m sure.

Thanks up front,

King Marcos

More Footage Showing My Missing Shoes