Philippines

The Philippines

Why Am I Back at the Mall of Asia?

Why Am I Back at the Mall of Asia?

I had to roll back down to Manila on some business so I headed for the Conrad Manila.
Dear Hilton, Please Don't Say These Two Words to Me Again. Ever. Time Share. Timeshare.

Dear Hilton, Please Don’t Say These Two Words to Me Again. Ever.

I wasn't aware that Hilton is in the business of pushing timeshare on their Hilton Honors members. It's disguised as Hilton Grand Vacations.
Philippines Lifestyle...Filipinas Make Mango Floats & Foreign Guy Cooks Chicken Soup in Cast Iron

Philippines Lifestyle…Filipinas Make Mango Floats & Foreign Guy Cooks Chicken Soup in Cast Iron

Fatima and Jessica made a batch of mango floats and then I cooked chicken soup. Do the ladies love my soup?
Filipina Wife TAKES OVER My 55" 4K TV and BLASTS Tagalog Love Songs All Day!

Filipina Wife TAKES OVER My 55″ 4K TV and BLASTS Tagalog Love Songs All...

Fatima and Jessica took over my TV and cranked up the volume on some sad, slow, Tagalog love songs. It was rough.
Philippines Lifestyle...Fatima and Jessica TAKE OVER My Studio!

Philippines Lifestyle…Fatima and Jessica TAKE OVER My Studio!

These two ladies took over my studio and REFUSED to leave! They talked, laughed, did cheese moose, chatted with family in the village, and enjoyed themselves.
Village Girl vs. Banker! Which Filipina Should You Marry?

Village Girl vs. Banker! Which Filipina Should You Marry?

I'm often asked about why I don't pursue "educated" ladies in the Philippines instead of chicks from the village.
Filipina Wife #2 is NOT Feeling Well!

Filipina Wife #2 is NOT Feeling Well!

Fatima has been hobbling around the house like an old lady. I'm trying to figure out what's going on.
40 Minutes of My Day Here in the Philippines

40 Minutes of My Day Here in the Philippines

I spent my morning hanging out with Maria Mercedes. Yeah, I live for...little moments like that.
Filipina Wife WANTS $20 USD PER SONG to Sing Videoke!

Filipina Wife WANTS $20 USD PER SONG to Sing Videoke!

Fatima says she will sing videoke if I pay her $20 USD a song. That's robbery. I made her and Jessica a counter-offer.