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My Tuna Stir Fry Surprise Didn't Turn Out as Planned. #Cooking

My Tuna Stir Fry Surprise Didn’t Turn Out as Planned. #Cooking

Fatima loves fish crackers. That's her favorite. Plus, something went wrong with my tuna stir fry surprise.
Angeles City Walking Street on a Saturday Morning - Coffee with a Friend and Beer with #Filipinas

Angeles City Walking Street on a Saturday Morning – Coffee with a Friend and...

I rolled out early on Saturday morning and was actually headed to the vegetable market. I ran into my buddy Cowboy and had some coffee.
Bought Some Pork Rinds for Filipina Wife #2 and then Went Out for a Few Drinks

I Bought Pork Rinds and a HUGE Can of Sardines for Filipina Wife #2....

I was a good foreign guy today. I bought Fatima a bag of pork rinds at the sari-sari store.
Temperature Gauge on the Grill Kept Going Up. Realized My Country-Style Pork Was on FIRE!

Temperature Gauge on the Grill Kept Going Up. Realized My Country-Style Pork Was on...

Join me while I prepare a delicious supper for my crew. I did have a small mishap during the cooking show.
Bought Mangoes and Bagoong for Wife #2 But She Still Won't Be Nice to My New Girlfriend?

I Bought Mangoes and Bagoong for Wife #2 But She Still Won’t Be Nice...

I was such a good foreign guy today that I bought Fatima some mangoes and the Purple Nasty (Bagoong).
Filipina Wife #2 Picks Fruit Off the Kalamansi Tree (Philippine Limes)

Filipina Wife #2 Picks Fruit Off the Kalamansi Tree (Philippine Limes)

Fatima inspected the Kalamansi tree and said there were too many ripe ones that needed to be picked.
Filipina Wife #2 Made Me Fry HUGE Chicken Breasts. They weren't done. Had to DOUBLE FRY them birds

Filipina Wife #2 Made Me Fry HUGE Chicken Breasts. They weren’t done. Had to...

Fatima is always trying to take over my cooking operations. She kept saying my fried chicken was done and to get it out of the skillet.
Bought TWO New Cooking Tables - Spent BIG Money ($26 USD) to Renovate the Outdoor Kitchen! #cooking

Bought TWO New Cooking Tables – Spent BIG Money ($26 USD) to Renovate the...

It was a calculated financial decision, but I pulled the trigger and spent 1,300 PHP on TWO new cooking tables.
Angeles City Walking Street at 0600 on Friday Morning (The Day After Tourists Are Allowed Back)

Angeles City Walking Street at 0600 on Friday Morning (The Day After Tourists Are...

I figured there would be hundreds of tourists still partying on Walking Street like it was 1999. Didn't even see any waking up like it was the movie Hangover 2.