Does Helen of Troy have a Crush on a Filipino-American Lesbian Chick from TikTok? – Day 27 #LOCKDOWN

DAY 27 of the Luzon Enhanced Community Quarantine has come and gone.

(Special thanks goes out to the assholes of the Chinese Communist Party for unleashing the Chinese Bat Research Virus on us people of Planet Earth.)

It was basically just another day here, killing time.

Join us for our nightly barbecue out on the balcony of the penthouse suite. Helen of Troy will tell us about her crush from TikTok. She says the girl is a lesbian chick from the U.S.